Extra Extra: Mike Tyson’s weed gummies, reviewed

It’s Monday in New York City, where these people have all the power.

Here’s what else is happening:

• A JetBlue plane casually tilted back “due to a shift in weight and balance during deplaning” at JFK Airport Sunday night.
• Alex Rodriguez is upset that the Yankees aren’t retiring his jersey.
• Meanwhile, former Yankees Robinson Canó and Didi Gregorius are taking their talents to Dubai.
• The lefty police captain from Greenwich, Conn. has been setting up yard signs that say “Trump/Camillo” as a way to troll Fred Camillo, a local Republican candidate for first selectman (it’s like the mayor) who has been reluctant to say whether he supports Donald Trump.
• “A good choice for a long night of chill activities like streaming movies at home or making music with friends in the home studio, this flavor made me feel relaxed, creative and social”: NJ.com’s cannabis reporter reviewed Mike Bites, Mike Tyson’s brand of THC edibles that are sold in some New Jersey dispensaries.
• Bobi, a Portuguese dog who set the Guinness World Record for being the oldest dog ever, has died at the age of 31.
• In other record-breaking news, 1,363 people just participated in a “shot ski” in Park City, Utah, marking the largest ever group whiskey-or-cider shot taken off snow skis.
• Paddington is headed to Peru.
• And finally, only four more days til the weekend: