Extra Extra: The loud bass sound of these fish having sex is terrorizing South Tampa residents

It’s Tuesday afternoon in New York City, where you should hold onto your AirPods Max headphones just to be safe.

Here’s what else is happening:

  • The beer stands on board the Staten Island Ferry are set to reopen in the fall.
  • The Italian sub at this Sunset Park deli looks good.
  • Rep. Jamaal Bowman has disavowed a poem he wrote for his personal blog in 2011 that read: “2001/Planes used as missiles/Target: The Twin Towers/Later in the day/Building 7/Also Collaspsed [sic]/Hmm…/Multiple explosions/Heard before/And during the collapse/Hmm…”
  • Carnival is rerouting cruises in the Red Sea due to surrounding violence in the Middle East.
  • “One elected official tells me, ‘Do I think she’s the best candidate? No. Do I think it’s a good look for New Jersey? No. If you’re asking me am I going to vote for her? The answer is no.’ This is a person who has publicly endorsed her.”: New York magazine looked into Tammy Murphy’s unique grip on the New Jersey Democratic Senate race.
  • In more arcane New Jersey political power news, a company with Democratic power broker George Norcross III on its board agreed to pay a $5 million fine in order to avoid criminal charges over the way it obtained a massive tax break.
  • A loud, rumbling bass sound that’s been traveling through the water and into the homes of South Tampa residents turns out to be the mating calls of black drum fish.
  • Pookie and Jett are looking fire as always.
  • And finally, knock it off:

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